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aragingquiet:

If you’re Black and you’re ever lost in the woods (why are you in the woods?) just make a true statement about white people, because in about 15 seconds, some saltine will pop out from behind a tree screaming “Not all white people!”

(via sluttyteenwolf)

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korraisnottan:

driftingfordirection:

oooory:

The next Avatar. x

Still better than that piece of shit movie…

Mary:
Sad but true.

korraisnottan:

driftingfordirection:

oooory:

The next Avatar. 
x

Still better than that piece of shit movie…

Mary:

Sad but true.

(via sluttyteenwolf)

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urrectum:

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

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esexist:

whenever pretty girls in my class sneeze i never say bless you because they already had thier share of blessings

(via sluttyteenwolf)

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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extrasad:

I bite my lip when I miss you

and lately my mouth has been so

full of blood I can barely speak.

I’m not even sure if it’s my own

blood. My mother is worried. Jesus

christ, I’m worried. You say you

lost feelings but I lost my fucking mind 

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lost-moonlight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

LOOOOOOOOOL

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"I already saw that on Tumblr."

- literally everything (via beccaliving)

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dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

(via harorld)

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